[08/06/2020] - FERRET DREAM
I discovered that I had two ferrets that I' d forgotten about. They kept scurrying around my house while I tried to catch them and make a proper living space for them. One of my cats kept chasing one of them.
[28/05/2019] - Jacksepticeye Gave Me $500
Jacksepticeye gave me $500 in cash. Completely unprompted.
[29/12/2018] - Genuinely Upsetting
I was the desperate mother of a teenager killed by a curse, due to his greed and arrogance. While trying to grow stronger he was stricken with a curse that turned his body into a withering plant until he was nothing left but a pile of leaves in the grass.
Horrified, me and the rest of our tiny village brought out the nearby witch to bring him back. At first it was all going well, but the witch said she'd have to come back and repeat the spell for weeks. Meanwhile the leaves could not be moved or lost, since those were all shards of his body. So to keep him safe the village decided that everyone who could, would take turns guarding them and making sure they stayed in place.
Sadly this was impossible. The wind and animals destroyed and stole the leaves within the first couple of days, and the witch couldn't do anything.
Despite it being a dream, I genuinely felt grief-stricken and spent the rest of the night frantically pouring through any information I could to bring him back. I woke up feeling sad and lonely.
Oh, and my son looked like sasuke for some reason...
[09/12/2018] - It's me, Goku!
I was Goku, mining underground in a cave full of crystals.
[??/11/2018] - Vegeta vs Fork
I was sitting at the dining room table in "my" house (it was actual a house that belonged to a childhood friend who lived on the gold coast).
Vegeta from dragon ball Z showed up and shot an energy attack at me, killing me instantly. I ended up in Hell, and through sheer anger, I fought my way back up to earth and burst back into "my" dining room, screaming. Vegeta was sitting at the opposite side of the table to where I had been sitting, holding a newspaper. He'd assimilated into my family and taken my place. Enraged, I grabbed a kitchen fork from the drawer and screamed even louder as I chased him around the room. He cried, and I woke up.
[??/??/2018] - The ZIM Assasination Epic Fail Edition
I was an irken invader from Invader Zim and I'd been teamed up with Tak (who was my girlfriend?) by the tallests to go to earth and kill Zim
for his many many MANY crimes against the empire.
We got to earth and joined the skool. I managed to stab Zim during chemistry but it didn't phase him for too long and Tak got angry at me for blowing our cover. Then Zim killed me with a PAK leg. Woops!
[11/10/2018] - OH GOD, gore cw
This dream was in 3rd person, but also not? I was like an invisible person walking around and reacting to things, without impacting anything or anyone around me.
I was following a woman in purgatory who's about to be sent to hell.
In her desperation she went into a hidden room, which was covered in bath tiles and had a single bathtub in the center of the room.
In the room was another woman dressed as a surgeon, standing next to a wooden chair, OH! AND THERE WAS THE BLOODIED CORPSE ON AN OVERWEIGHT, BALD MAN HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM A MEAT HOOK OVER THE BATHTUB! I felt sick and terrified but my legs forced me to walk closer as I watched the "surgeon" slice the skin off the dead man's face and placed it over the woman's face. Then sewing it shut over her.
The plan was that the face would heal over and replace her original face, disguising her from the people who want to torture her for eternity. I woke up sweating heavily and incredibly stressed out.
[??/??/2018] - I'm an Asshole
I was the guy from Shadow of The Collosus, so this could have only ended well.
I jumped through a portal to fight a monster and was faced with a horrifying, but also kind of generic, mutated, video game monster man. He had arms growing out of the top of his shoulders, with big clawed hands. Meanwhile normal-sized, clawed fingers were growing out of where the arms should've been growing.
I had a grappling hook and a sword, and I'd use the grappling hook to grab the wierd arm-fingers and pulled the monster closer to cut them off with my sword.
After I'd cut them all off the monster just looked at where they used to be, really pissed off, and yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in a very normal human voice and smashed a mug over my head. Sudden;y we were at a picnic and people were shaming me. I was so embarrassed I hid under a table. A skitty was there.